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November 6th, 2009

Elly the philosopher. @ 01:53 am


The thing that most irritated me about the passing of Mister B was not just that it was the shabby end to a rather pathetic life marred by being shoved around like an afterthought by negligent, indifferent idiots. What really made it horrible was not his being shoved in a freezer to eventually be buried by an ethnic stereotype; the nadir of his passing was that it gave Elly the chance to share her 'wisdom' with her child. Since Elly isn't very smart or observent and doesn't seem to have actually learned too much about the world, she doesn't have a hell of a lot in the tank when it comes to understanding big issues or giving advice on the things that matter. What you instead get is mush about sad miracles, blather about life energy permeating the cosmos, witlessly cruel jokes about moving up instead of out and pointed questions about where people who cannot drop their responsibilties on a dime are whenever Liz needs them. In short, she's the mouthpiece for all the immature people who, when called upon to share what they know, prove how little they know. Think of her as Girl Thorax.

 
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From:[info]josephusrex
Date: November 6th, 2009 01:46 pm (UTC)
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That hideously saccharine strip in which Elly stupidly and ignorantly described Mr. B's death as a "miracle" made me wish that its author would have a miracle worked on her. Preferably with a blunt instrument.

Oh, and April's birth was a "miracle," too. In fact there's probably nothing in the world less miraculous than reproduction. It's something a pig or a cockroach can do.
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From:[info]dreadedcandiru2
Date: November 6th, 2009 03:26 pm (UTC)
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That hideously saccharine strip in which Elly stupidly and ignorantly described Mr. B's death as a "miracle" made me wish that its author would have a miracle worked on her. Preferably with a blunt instrument.

That would be too quick for my tastes; watching her slowly implode is a lot more satisfying.
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From:[info]dreadedcandiru2
Date: November 6th, 2009 03:55 pm (UTC)

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If you think that's bad, the previous strip was a touch worse; that's because Elly pretty much outed herself as a Jedi.
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From:[info]clio_1
Date: November 6th, 2009 09:58 pm (UTC)

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I don't mind that one. George Lucas didn't invent the "energy" thing (the underpinnings of the Star Wars universe are all completely derivative), and it'd be a pretty typical thing for a mom to say in that situation. I don't expect more depth from a comic strip like FBofW, and while it's sentimental and unoriginal, it's not mean-spirited or freaky, like putting a pet in the freezer.

Calling death and reproduction "miracles" bug me every time though.
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From:[info]dreadedcandiru2
Date: November 6th, 2009 11:15 pm (UTC)

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You'll love the excuse she gave for sticking him in the freezer; it seems that the ground was too cold to dig. Never you wind that that isn't a hardship for the funeral industry in this country, Elly and John can't be bothered to put in a few more minutes of work.

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