dreadedcandiru2 (dreadedcandiru2) wrote,
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Hoop-Yah: The Short Course.

One of the more irritating things about Elly is, of course, her love of pointlessly complicating her life by not especially enjoying it very much because of a very stupid idea she has about the world. It seems to me that the poor deluded woman thinks that if she's ever seen to smile or laugh or enjoy anything, people will write her off as being a stupid flake not worth the oil it'll take to fry her in Hell. She does this because she herself looks down her turnip-like snoot at people who make the best of their situation and assumes that her mental infirmity is a universal truth.

This led to a rather unsettling and baffling turn of events late in the game when she tried to develop a positive attitude only to look in the mirror and go "Poor me! I'm still fat and old and NO ONE CARES!!!!" when she imitated what she thought a happy person looked like by dancing around as if she had a live ferret in her drawers and yelling HOOP-YAH to herself like the idiot she thinks all happy people are.
Tags: elly on her cross, elly patterson: universal imbecile.
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