dreadedcandiru2 (dreadedcandiru2) wrote,

Son Of Masky McDeath: A Winkerbean Travesty, Part Two.

As you will recall, I'd mentioned that today's the day Bull Bushka ended his misery by somehow being both Aldo "Watch Me Zoom Off Of A Cliff And Yell AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!" Kelrast from Mary Worth and the Martian Pickyface Creature in that his zooming through a guardrail off of an embankment could have been easily prevented had his wife come up with a better hiding place for the keys than her purse.

The thing is that we never got any sign that he felt as if he'd had to end it. From where I sit right now, it looks a Hell of a lot like he got lost racing around at a high rate of speed and accidentally drove off the cliff because in his addled state, he didn't know that there was a sharp curve. This means that his death is less a suicide and more death via misadventure. That being said, it would be more trouble than it's worth to explain to Batiuk that not all deaths by one's own hand are suicide. One must deliberately intend to kill one's self. His idea of suicide thus probably includes the woman from LA Law who accidentally fell down an elevator shaft.
Tags: tom batiuk: failed creator

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