dreadedcandiru2 (dreadedcandiru2) wrote,

Michael: Devoted Husband[tm]

Another disgusting habit the Sensitive Prodigy picked up from watching Captain Daddy race around being a jerk is how to be a piss-poor husband. The passive-aggressive dildo with the dentist's drill has a nasty habit of making any legitimate criticism of his behavior sound like an unfair assault on his character. How does he do this, you may ask? By disgusing himself as a facile, grinning clown. His feigned stupidity and harmlessness is the perfect defense against any attack since no-one really wants to pick a fight with someone that dumb-looking. It's fortunate for both men, Michael in particular, that they've married women who let this sort of thing slide. We have Elly and her distinct trouble making up her mind who uses John as a crutch and Deanna, who'll get behind anything because she seems to have left the reasoning part of her brain in a ditch after her accident.
Tags: the delicate genius v. the world

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