dreadedcandiru2 (dreadedcandiru2) wrote,

Instant Settlepocalypse: Just Add Water and Stir.....

We've all commented on how freaking implausible it is that the plans for the Settlepocalypse gelled so quickly. Here we are just weeks after Liz got of her ass and set a date and her flunkies have practically got things done for her. Why are they doing her job for her? Simple. They know the woman well enough to allow for her chief eccentricity: needing a month's warning to make a decision. They know that deep down Liz is a timid worm who can't cope with stress and freezes when things have to be done. It's easier to absorb abuse for not reading her mind than to watch her go down for the third time so April will gladly let her expiration date get checked. As for how quickly things have come together, that's even easier to explain. I'd say that in a drawer somewhere Elly had a coil notebook listing people to contact when Liz finally put everyone out their misery and got ready to live in Anthony's basement cage. Flapandhonk has a shortlist of people to threaten so she can help through this mess with as little cause for fuss as possible. Not that she'll avoid the fuss, of course.
Tags: liz: whining martyr, settlenuptuals

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