dreadedcandiru2 (dreadedcandiru2) wrote,

The Foobest Work Song......

There is one tradition that will still be respected in the New Order. As it was in the past, so it will be in the here and now that RetJohn's patients will be an endless parade of whining mutants who make him regret ever becoming a dentist. You see, Lynn has two mental itches to scratch. The first, of course, is punishing Rod for having attractive assistants and exiling her to the evil and brtuish wasteland that was Lynn Lake so she could see trees and First Nations people instead of shopping malls and pasty, timid honkies. The second obsession that she is transfixed by is her antipathy towards the nine-to-five life. You see, she resents the idea that she, herself, would be told what to do by an employer. She's far happier when she's in charge and happier still when, as she is now, there are no other wills to restrain her own. With those two hobgoblins driving her forward, RetJohn's main contribution will be to show us that working for a living is for saps.
Tags: john - grinning weirdo, lynn versus the real world, the reload

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