September 23rd, 2009

Indignant Candiru

Elly and the mutants: a loathe story.

Not only is it difficult for Elly to have to pretend that the simple requests of other people are not a cruel and unjustifiable burden on a poor, downtrodden woman's time, it's also difficult for her to pretend that her tormentors are people whose opinions have any validity. This is because, of course, of her overweening desire to sit in judgment over the crawling vermin who disturb her calm, destroy her creativity and try to rob her of her right to self-expression by daring to have a point of view that conflicts with whatever opinion she has at the time. The most hateful opinion of all is the idea that she isn't suffering the torments of the damned 24/7; she hates being told that she's got a life that 99.44% of the people on this planet would envy because she knows that no one anywhere has ever suffered greater suffering than she has nor will anyone ever do so. Simply put, she must own everyone's horses one day because she's an immature, histrionic, antisocial nitwit with entitlement issues.