February 9th, 2012

Snarky Candiru2

Elly versus her family's gag reflex.

There's an upcoming strip that celebrates an unlovely habit of Elly's. What we're going to be reminded is that she always serves foods John hates when he's away. The same woman who thinks that moral bullying about how her children are denying themselves the good stuff she calls the slop she can only digest because she has no sense of taste is too much the submissive wifey to dare to subject John to the same sort of ranting, pissing and moaning about his not wanting to choke down her inedible sludge.

Another thing he is normally spared is her disproportionate fury when he wonders how long he'll have to wait for her to commit her latest assault on his taste buds or dares to ask for something to tide himself over until he does have to eat her Little Yellow Surprise with carrot coins. That sort of hatefulness is directed towards the children so that they too can develop the same unhealthy obsession with food and piss-poor eating habits as Dear Old Mom.