December 30th, 2016

Snarky Candiru2

The Month Of Betrayal

As we who live in Northern climates know, March weather can be kind of tricky. This is because winter weather takes when it takes to be replaced by warmer temperatures. This is why we can have mild temperatures and melting snow one day and a blizzard the next. We accept this because we've no choice in the matter and there's no use taking it personally...unless you're a Foob and that's like your thing.

I can remember the lead-up to April's birth coming up as a rude shock because the Pattersons were fool-hardy enough to put winter supplies away because they're kind of too dim to remember basic things like snow storms in late April like people from the Prairies should. Instead of rolling their eyes in irritation because they'd let themselves get stupid, they acted as if someone somewhere shafted them for fun. This why I think they think of March as the month of Treachery.