January 1st, 2017

Snarky Candiru2

The month of MEH.

The interesting thing about the month of May is that as far as I can see that aside from April, the Pattersons could logically have no problems with it. April remembers it as the month where she thinks Jeremy was trying to knock her off her bike but since she doesn’t count and since Elly probably thought she was asking for it rubbing it in that the boy’s daddy left to play harmonica, no one important is oppressed by its memory.

This, of couse, means that it is bad too because it’s a bland waste of time where nothing they can remember happened to them. Since Elly sees it as a bland march towards the grave where nothing anyone cared about can br lamented or be avenged, it’s a lukewarm month of Meh.