dreadedcandiru2 (dreadedcandiru2) wrote,

Farley's training, part 2

It seems to me that howtheduck has something when he predicts that Elly will magically become super-competent in the new-ruin version of the obedience school arc; this is not only due to the fact that Lynn has a vet who knows how thinks work as a close personal friend, she wants to remind us that she thinks Elly knows what she's doing. This, of course, will fall flat on its face because Elly, as we all know, is a peevish, stubborn, whiny incompetent. Watching her absorb the knowledge the dog trainers dish out is going to be painful because we know that as soon as she gets the nifty little certificate that tells her that she, Elly Patterson, has successfully completed the course, the knowledge will immediately leave her brain and she'll be back to standing on the porch grimacing as Farley takes his time finding the right spot in the yard to poop and bellowing because he 'pretends' he doesn't know English.

Tags: elly: lynn's fantasy self, farley: chew toy of fate

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