dreadedcandiru2 (dreadedcandiru2) wrote,

Elly Patterson, Queen of the Dowdy.....

As has been said before, Elly really is making a big deal over nothing here; since John is simply repairing things around the yard and not proposing to wear the Red Green chic that's got her in a tizzy around town, it's sort of nuts to freak out like she's been doing. Sure, she thinks that John is treating her like an idiot whose opinion is worthless when he simply wants to do what he wants (she'd, for instance, be the perfect customer for those plaques that say "At least my plants listen to me"), he's really simply trying to have a hard time seeing why the neighbors would care what he throws on of a morning. If he were the sort of man to live dangerously, he'd turn the question back on Elly and point out that she dresses like his mother does. She started out with ultra-unflattering shirts and Mom jeans as her basic look and, when April made the scene, started dressing like a contemporary of Ed Crankshaft and Mel Lazarus's Momma; getting fashion tips from her is thus as stupid as asking directions from Quincy Magoo.

Tags: amazonian catfish tinfoil hat, elly: lynn's fantasy self, jelly vs jstf, john - grinning weirdo

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