dreadedcandiru2 (dreadedcandiru2) wrote,

The twenty-five percent solution.

As we all know, Lynn promised that the first year of the new-ruin era would have at least 50 percent new material and, as we’ve seen, it has come to pass. It should also be noted that howtheduck and aprilp_katje are right to assume that now that she’s drawing the children with button noses again, she’s getting ready to transit to nearly-straight reprints some time in the next few months. All that she needs to do is fill in the hole that she ripped out of what should be this year’s story by introducing Farley and having Connie meet Phil a year before they were supposed to and explain away Deanna’s presence when she was supposed to have moved to Burlington. All she needs to do is remind us that Deanna was supposed to be enrolled in a French Immersion program so she’d be able to make herself understood in both of Canada’s official languages and that Mira is a more honest social climber than Elly is. She can do so by positing that Deanna currently lives on Burlington Street in Milborough with all the other kids whose parents presume to think they’re better than the Pattersons. After she pisses three months or so anyway on that, she can finally do something else with her time.

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