dreadedcandiru2 (dreadedcandiru2) wrote,

Ratbert and the lesser irritants......

So far, I've listed the major players in the crazy workplace that Dilbert has to contend with; I startws with ubernerd Dilbert and proceeded to cover idiot timeserver PHB, arrogant scoundrel Dogbert, smug sadist Catbert, slacker Wally, frustrated Alice and panicky Asok. It seems to me that it's time to talk about the little people that get in the way. We start with Ratbert; although Dilbert still openly dislikes him, he tolerates the naive little fellow's presence and his constant attempts to gain love and acceptance in a world that just plain hates rats. This, of course, makes him the perfect stooge for Dogbert's schemes. Every so often, you see, Dogbert convinces him to assist in another failed world domination thing. We also have to contend with Bob the Dinosaur, the Wedgie Enforcer. Although not as prominent as he once was, he's still delivering wedgies to corporate types who deserve it. His favorite victim, of course, is PHB; he shares the need to destroy the dippy timeserver with Carol, the Adminstrative Assistant. Just as Alice kills idiots with her fist of death, Carol is slowly but surely murdering the pointy-haired one. Finally, we have the amazingly thin-skinned Tina the technical writer; her shtick is to interpret every statement a male character makes in the worst possible light; this is a woman who'd think that 2+2=4 is a slam.
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