dreadedcandiru2 (dreadedcandiru2) wrote,

The Telling-off of the Pattersons, Part Four: Deanna.

As we continue watching Mira dress down the Pattersons, we watch as Deanna gets all gobsmacked by her mother's angry comment about being made to pay for a sham wedding. Let's listen in, shall we?

"Yes, Deanna; I said "sham" wedding and I meant it; you might have thought you'd gotten away with deceiving me about that but, thanks to the loose lips of Tracey Mayes confirming a hunch your father and I had, we'd found out about the same time as that bunch of saps you gush over. I will admit that you did a great job making us think that it was that idiot Mike or his dolt parents that put you up to it but, well, that's not the case, is it? I should've known it was you all along; I mean, I remembered the stunt you pulled that torpedoed my wanting to give Andrea a great wedding; imagine her thinking that I would have called the whole thing off anyway just because of her false alarm. That's not nearly as bad as why you did it, though; somewhere along the way, you got it into your head that the Pattersaps are better people than we are, that Mike, Liz and April are freer. Since you're the same sort of spoiled and idiotic brat Elly is, you can't even see that she and John expect to be paid back with interest for having to interact with them. That sort of thing dovetails nicely with your thinking that Train Man and the Missus have a good marriage because she's a frustrated mess who can't or won't talk sense to her hubby. And don't you simper at me, girlie; I know I am not perfect but, hey, I admit it! Hating the sin, not the sinner is a mild thing compared to holding a sham wedding, depriving your children because you drew the wrong conclusions from your trip to Hondarus, defending and/or absolving every stupid move Dummy makes, trying to turn April into your damned slave and, judging from the fact that Liz is looking like a gaffed trout, not confiding in your maid of honor."
Tags: deanna: mastermind, evil mira, foob is chick lit, milbo althist

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