dreadedcandiru2 (dreadedcandiru2) wrote,

Lovepocalypse Now! or why Lizthony is so blasted perfect.

It occurs to me that Liz is ideally suited to be Anthony's second wife and he her husband. After all, Anthony is NOT looking for a woman with any sort of personality, is he? What he wants is a pretty looking non-entity like the Breath, not only because she won't object to too much, but because she'd make a handsome addition to his Chirstmas card photos and be a reasonably attentive step-mom to Françoise. Anthony seems to be Liz's dream man for one reason: he'd never, ever place himself in harm's way and risk making her a widow. Paul and Warren, you see, have fairly high-risk jobs, TOO high-rish for Liz's comfort. If one of them HAD married Liz and gave their lives for their fellow man, we all know she'd be at the graveside blubbering 'He abandoned MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!' because she's vain, clingy, stupid and selfish enough to rate her petty comfort as taking precedence of the needs of the many.
Tags: lizthony, settlepocalypse

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