dreadedcandiru2 (dreadedcandiru2) wrote,
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Neighbors Five: Awareness is the ultimate sin.

Over the last twenty-seven years, the Patterson family's sick desire to live a life free of discomfort and worship of inertia have been constantly frustrated. Their reaction is almost always one of complete shock, followed by a variation of the theme, "How did THIS happen?" The reason these schmucks are constantly blindsided is their criminal refusal to pay attention to their surroundings. To one degree or another, their idiot vanity and pride betray them by lulling them into a false sense of security. They compound their idiocy by smugly disregarding anyone who tells them to take anything like a precaution. These people don't really want to do anything that would take any sort of physical, mental or moral effort. That would suggest that they, the blessed Foobs, were as mere mortal men, bound by the laws of fate and chance. So, when the imbeciles get their fingers burned yet again, they scream about how unfair it is that something like taht should happen. They never learn, because they refuse to acknowledge any sort of responsibility. That would be too much like hard work, when it's so much easier to blame a fall guy. Or better yet, they can scream at the schlemiel who 'caused' this by suggesting the possibility in the first place. Nobody tells a Foob what to do.
Tags: foobs vs common decency
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