dreadedcandiru2 (dreadedcandiru2) wrote,

Plastic makes perfect.....

Remember the sequence wherein Elly was horrified to learn that Connie had had her face touched up? Not only did we have the same sort of bellicosely fatuous nonsense about doctors that informed the monster-under-the-bed take on getting a mammogram or seeing a gynecologist, we also had to endure a simperingly fatuous "moral" from Elly about how great it is to not arrest the process of getting old, fat and ugly the way Nature intended. The reason I mention this is that Lynn has herself a nasty habit that isn't kleptomania: lying to her fans about having the occasional round of cosmetic surgery. As we know and the Geri C's, Anna M's and Bettyheres do not, she'd once written Phyllis Diller about at least one face lift and her recent photos show all the signs of post-operative bruising so we know something about her that her fans don't. Why she lies about this is one of the few readily comprehensible things about her: that's because she's probably supposed to lie about stuff like that.
Tags: connie: the real lynn, lynn vs medicine

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