dreadedcandiru2 (dreadedcandiru2) wrote,
dreadedcandiru2
dreadedcandiru2

Causality goes to Exile Farm.

Now, to get back to the whole 'John sets Mike up to fail so he can have an excuse to be angry' thing, it's fairly obvious that John and Elly's belief that their children are freeloaders who owe their parents for the clothes they wear, the food they eat, the roof over their heads and the air they breathe is not the only self-serving and destructive value that marks them as slithering filth and revolting white trash. The other false value is that children have no right to expect punishment or reward to be related to what they themselves do.

Well, I should not use the word "reward", should I? The Pattersons don't believe in rewarding their children when they do something good because nothing the children do can be allowed to please them. What I should say is that the level of punishment is directly pegged to how pissed off John and Elly happen to be at any given moment. What really seems to infuriate John and Elly is any sign that the children are showing 'ingratitude'. Given that the two of them are incredibly selfish people who want a medal and a parade for the performance of a moral obligation, 'ingratitude' is best defined as any behavior that might imply that John and Elly's whims are not the only thing on Earth that have any value.

This sort of hatred of 'ingratitude' helps explain why John and Elly are always angry. Simply put, they think that their children are trying to mess with them because they hate them and want to destroy them. This, in their mind, justifies their making children live in a constant state of apprehension so that they don't get any funny ideas about how Mommy and Daddy are what Chris Rock calls "low-expectation-having motherfuckers."

The end result of this horrible emotional abuse is to produce children who lie as a matter of course. They really can't help it and aren't doing it to be evil. They need to lie to protect themselves from insane, hateful parents who blow up over trivialities and try to elicit the praise said vermin selfishly withhold so as to conserve gratitude. Also, they become hyper-vigilant to the idea of being attacked. My guess is that if Mike weren't habituated to the idea that John would just saunter on over and start yelling at him because he had a hard day being reminded that he's not a big deal, he wouldn't have squealed about how Rhetta and Martha betrayed him.

Fortunately for him, though, he has a penis and thus gets fawned over because he can perpetuate the family name. Liz and April have to choose the safe option.
Tags: elly patterson: complete monster, john patterson: complete monster, unfortunate implications theatre
Subscribe

  • The web comic exhaustion syndrome.

    Of course, a lot of the reason Batiuk's strip has turned into a pile of poop is that he's pretty much written himself into a corner and can't get…

  • The Manga Perplex....

    As I've mentioned before, Candi's nemesis Professor Fitzgibbons seems to not be all that enthusiastic about her slavish imitation of manga and…

  • Son of the maturity deficit

    As I said the other day, the cast members all seem to live in fear of learning hard lessons about themselves because of the need to not become the…

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    default userpic

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 0 comments