dreadedcandiru2 (dreadedcandiru2) wrote,
dreadedcandiru2
dreadedcandiru2

On fiberglass chickens and tiny houses....

As we all know, Lynn has gone on record as saying that were the strip to have continued or were it to be revived, one of the first things that would happen is that John would end up dead. What's more, his death wouldn't involve quietly passing away in his sleep or a simple heart attack or anything dignified. The angry little kid in Lynn would not be satisfied with anything less than the least dignified exit possible for the avatar of the horrible cheating cheater who cheated on her.

This leaves us with the question of who ends up having to deal with Elly and the Tiny Train House after the Fiberglass Chicken Head Of Great Justice turns John's domepiece into guacamole. It seems to me that since we'd be dealing with a situation in which April had mutated into the same sort of glorified walk-on as Phil and Georgia owing to Lynn not knowing what to do with her, we'd be looking at a scenario that mirrored Lynn's real life. Were the strip still a going concern, Elly would find a new purpose in life telling Liz how to raise the grandbaby she'd thouightfully presented her and how best to deal with the sass coming from the Weird Frenchy Girl about how weak, soft, lazy and dependent boomer idiots like Grandma Patterson think that they deserve to eat every meal and drink every drink because they never learned to live on their own.
Tags: anyone wanna buy a used future?
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