dreadedcandiru2 (dreadedcandiru2) wrote,
dreadedcandiru2
dreadedcandiru2

On why parents must rule.

The interesting thing about watching For Better Or For Worse is that there are always new things to learn about why the Pattersons do the very stupid things that they do. As by way of example, we have to deal with the fact that Connie is still pissing and moaning about how Lawrence "decided" to be gay in order to keep her from being an insane petty tyrant mother of the whatever a wedding, the fact that Annie is regarded as an incompetent failure for indulging her children and above all, about how John and Elly are peevish idiots who think that they have to control every aspect of their adult children's lives for them.

As jschillig tells us, the guiding principle behind this is the unswerving belief that whatever a child might want must always be the very worst for him. Never in the strip's history is there the least hint that Alleged Parents John and Elly trust their children to make the right choices in life because the shibboleth that guides them is the belief that children always and ever make the worst possible choice. We are thus implored to sympathize with two poor, misunderstood parents who don't mean to be so judgmental but are forced to by ungrateful kids who can never be expected to do the right thing, wear the right clothes, want the right career, listen to the right music, eat the right food and marry the right person.

The reason that this is not only irritating and exceedingly arrogant of them is that History teaches us that what Brokaw calls the Greatest Generation celebrated their victory over Hitler by vomiting forth the stupidest generation of craven, greedy, soft, weak and entitled goose-steppers to have ever blighted an unhappy world. John has the sparkling intellect of roadkill, Elly's brain is simply two neurons held together with duct tape and between them, they've made any number of catastrophically stupid mistakes based on an ignorance so profound, it's dialing down the collective IQ of humankind to the single digits but yet those two morons think that they know better than their children how they should live their lives.
Tags: boomer lens-cap stupidity, child rearing disasters
Subscribe

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 5 comments