dreadedcandiru2 (dreadedcandiru2) wrote,

Failing the big gay spot check......

As I type this, I do so in the knowledge that it's twenty one years after Lynn got herself into all manner of trouble with the more aggravating religious nutbags in her fan base by reminding them that gay people exist. (Also, she probably got herself into a beef with gay people who, having been tossed out on their asses and thus having been forced to scramble to survive by panicky vermin parents who see something that can no more be helped than being left-handed, resent having everything tied up with a pretty little bow like in a damned sitcom.)

The reason that I mention this is that it seems to me that Lynn finds gay men (and only gay men because of my belief that she shares Queen Victoria's smug inability to admit that lesbians exist) fascinating for a very odd reason. Said very odd reason is that they actually seem to mean it when they don't perv on women like men are 'supposed' to. As I said when talking about John's throbbing biological urges, Lynn seems to have grown up believing that when in the presence of the pretty, men can't help but be slobbering mutants who make an audible BOOOOOIIIIIINNNGGGGG noise as they have their hormone attacks. The idea that there are men who don't seems to be as amazing, fascinating and ultimately confusing as the idea that little children are curious about what Mommy and Daddy are doing and would like to be part of the process.
Tags: lynn fails everything forever.

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