- I, John Patterson, know of the following relative living in the following area.
- Since I know this, it follows logically that my children magically somehow this person despite my never having mentioned him or her before.
- Therefore if they are reluctant in any way to visit this person when they are in his or her vicinity, they are selfish people who refuse to be gracious.
- Any suggestion that they do NOT know this person is wrong and bad because it suggests that I am an imbecile boomer who believes in magic, telepathy and drawing to an inside straight.
On 'family' and other magic words.
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