dreadedcandiru2 (dreadedcandiru2) wrote,

Bland name products in the Foobisphere.

As we all know, Lynn has an annoying habit of given products she doesn't like uncomplimentary generic names. This is why we have the children asking for sugar cereal and junk food. As I've said, the idea is that children don't ask for products they like but for commodities designed to make the life of busy mothers with no help and no time to themselves worse. That being said, it's almost a good thing that she does so because her idea of a nifty brand name for something tends to be something like "Goo Bar" or "Sugar Soggs" so that she can call things junk food or sugar cereal without actually calling them junk food or sugar cereal and praise herself for her cleverness.
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