dreadedcandiru2 (dreadedcandiru2) wrote,

Settlepocalypse 2017: A prediction

Now that it looks like Lynn might finally end Liz's story arc the way she wants it, namely having her married to the 'man' she 'loves' so she can live 'happily' ever after, we turn our attention to her younger sister who has just set off on her own Royal Road to Dullsville with her own jackass love interest. Since we know that Lynn loves to recycle plotlines, we can safely predict that it will turn out much the same. As you will no doubt recall, Anthony initally broke things off with Liz because he wanted to hang out with the car nuts. Also, he had grand, glorious plans for his future that he never really fulfilled. I can see the same thing happening to one Gerald Forsythe. Instead of becoming the Rock God he thinks he'll be, he'll be teaching Music to fifth-graders and be glad to do it. Foreswearing the path of the Devil's music will certainly make him more palatable to Jelly and JSTF, especially when you consider he'll probably have a failed marriage under his belt. As before, the Passivesons will ignore the bummer common sense trip other people wanna lay dow on them as to why it went zipp-a-dee-doo-dah. After all, since Janey Sitting-Duck tried to keep April from her Twoo Wuv the Sixth Commandment would be negotiable. Add in the fact that the Martian will have had romances collapse due to ill-fortune and human selfishness (but not complacency, no, neve that), the consensus will be that she deserves happiness. Add in months of never getting to the point ad you have what Lynn calls a happy ending. Only picky-faces lik us ue words like 'Dog's breakfast' or 'Implausible mess'.
Tags: lynn versus the real world, picky-face martian princess creature, the continental

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