dreadedcandiru2 (dreadedcandiru2) wrote,

The further discontents of the Peeping Mike arc.

I think that it's safe to say that Michael doesn't actually learn much from the disasters he brainlessly stumbles into. Just as he never quite manages to realize that bad things aren't something visited on people he never has to worry about despite Lawrence breaking his leg or having his life disrupted when a moron forces him to out himself too goddamned early because said nitwit thinks that he's the victim of a joke at his expense or despite Deanna getting in a car wreck only to have the ambulance workers have to get around a ghoul of a cub reporter or despite April damned near drowning because long ago, Evil Linus Van Pelt fucked with a latch in order to sneak home from next door because no one was going to tell HIM where he could and couldn't go, he never quite manages to understand that other people have feelings that matter to them or rights that need to be respected.

The reason that I mention this is the reason why he spends next summer at camp moaning that people only pretend to like him so they can make a big fool out of him and laugh and laugh and laugh at him for wanting to be happy and loved too. This is going to settle in a lot of stomachs and burn but Dumbass gets talked into sticking his big, stupid head in a hole in the girls' shower. Since people aren't as stupid he is, he gets caught and he gets sentenced to KP and he moans piteously about how he seems to be the only person he knows who ever gets into trouble before brainlessly accepting another idiotic dare because of his idiotic need to be One Of The Guys.
Tags: mike patterson: universal idiot, self-defeating mike

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