dreadedcandiru2 (dreadedcandiru2) wrote,

The sore winner perplex

The interesting thing about people like the Pattersons is that like almost everyone, they're a mixture of nature and nurture. While there might be a genetic tendency towards swinishness and envy that hampers them, we have to remember that at some point, one of them must have been exposed to that abomination known as the sore winner.

We've all met up with this nasty anthropoid irritant at some point in our lives and can all attest to having to find a way to deal with the fact that he or she exults not in victory itself but the anguish and self-doubt it inspires in the loser. While most people deal with that sort of nastiness in a constructive manner, the Pattersons seem quite incapable of dealing with negative emotions in a positive way. This leads to a build-up of the envy and jealousy that they're told they can't have because it's a bad thing that makes them bad. The result is acrimony and suffering as innocents become the victims of the emotional equivalent of vandalism.
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