dreadedcandiru2 (dreadedcandiru2) wrote,

On the guidance of Liz's destiny: the 2017 edition.

The interesting thing about Lizardbreath's love life is not just that she's a passive twit more in love with the idea of being in love than actually being in love with whatever blandly handsome cipher she happens to be standing next to at any given time. The interesting thing is that she blathers mindlessly about the workings of fate and faith and so on and so forth because she's too damned oblivious to notice that what she ascribes to magic is actually the end result of people working hard to get her paired off with someone.

The template for this is how she still hasn't the blindest idea of how much work Dawn and Shawna-Marie put into calling her attention to the fact that Anthony had a thing for her. Miss Keen Senses can't see that because it would mean that Ugly Brother is right about her living in a fog and not seeing what's staring her in the face and she can't thank people because it would mean that she's seen as a charity case who's so passive, she risks being confused with a potted plant.

While this sort of unnoticed (and, if ever discovered, unacknowledgeable) assistance explains the Settlepocalypse, what I recently rediscovered is that Other People pointed her at the hockey player and at Constable Sitting Duck. Candace and Rudy made sure she got together with Eric and Elly made a point of pointing her at Paul.
Tags: lizardbreath: complete dunderhead

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